Send a funny Coupon Ecards from Rubber Chicken Cards
Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards are the P???RF???CKT way to say "Here's an expression of praise for someone else's achievement!" and/or "good wishes onto you, good person, for today's your special occasion!" It doesn't get any more heart-felt than that...does it?! Hey, that was NOT a rheorical question!
We got waaaaay too many on these freakin' Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards! No, seriously! There's dozens and dozens of them for every conceivable "other person's achievement" and/or "special occasion"!
Hey! We don't think you understand how URGENT the situation has become here for us! So let's make it very clear: We've created TOO MANY Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards! So PLEASE start sending out one Rubber Chicken Congratulations Card a day for the next several years! It doesn't cost you any more, you're already a subscriber (aren't you?!?).
Honestly, there's so frickin' many of these Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards piling up all around us here that they now pose a danger to everyone working here! They're so many they've blocking out the sun! And we've become so deprived of essential Vitamin D (cause we're not getting enough because the Congratulations cards have blotted out the Sun), that we've become too weak to even crawl out to safty! You have no idea how terrifying this has become for us. PLEASE we're begging you, send out these damn Congratulations cards! Did you ever see that Star Trek episode called, "The Trouble With Tribbles"?! These damn Rubber Chicken Congratulations Cards are EVERYWHERE! In the air ducts, hallways
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