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Columbus Day (7)

Send a funny Columbus Day Ecards from Rubber Chicken Cards

This virtual Columbus Day ecard stars "Madam President"
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In a boring speech, our first female president honors Columbus Day by calling Chris Columbus' acheivments into question.
This musical Columbus Day ecard stars "Frankie and Eddie"
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The two feathered singers battle over lyrics for Columbus day. Is it about adventure or scurvy.
This HIgh-Quality Columbus Day ecard stars the "Professors"
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The Professors tell some very tall tales about the history of Christopher Columbus.
This Superior Columbus Day ecard stars the "Geeks"
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Computer nerds are supposed to go to a Columbus Day picnic with their folks and create an online game instead.
Betty Ann Beaman stars in this funny Columbus Day ecard set at the "Welcome Wagon"
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Betty Ann Beeman comes with her welcome wagon to collect neighbors for the station wagon Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria Parade.
This Ultra-Premium Columbus Day ecard stars "Marlene and Dave"
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The infomercial duo, Marlene and Dave, crank it up for the worst product sales ever, a plunger possession flag.
This Musical Columbus Day ecard stars "The Minstrel"
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In this Columbus Day ecard, the Minstrel sings a very horrible song about Columbus and his landing.
 Columbus Day:

Look Over There

Land Ho! Imagine these were the first words uttered by our country's European discoverer, Christopher Columbus. He was a trader and an explorer who hit the seas at 14 years of age. He actually discovered the Bahamas,but since he believed that he had reached the Indies, he called the people "Indians" (but they were really Bahamians.) Just goes to show that most people, no matter how great they are, are simply idiots somewhere along the way.

Love Love Love

Columbus happened to be in action on the high seas. And because Queen Isabelle of Spain had the hots for him, he was sure to keep himself in her good graces. He had carte blanche all over the world and not only did he captain the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria he wasn't called Cristobol Colon for nothing. Our man Columbus actually had passionate love affairs with many great, ruling women of the world keeping his voyages cutting edge.

Looking for Something Big

After all, we're all a little bit like Columbus on the high seas, searching for something that we don't know we'll find, but we're ever hopeful. Now, Columbus Day teaches the idea of patriotism. The fact that Columbus was originally European doesn't matter. The fact that the person we credit with being the "first American" was actually a paid explorer doesn't matter either. The fact that he called the natives of the land "Indians" because he was so disoriented upon arriving doesn't matter in the least. In fact, the only thing that really matters is that Columbus is a hero! Because if he wouldn't have found America, who would have? Magellan? Preposterous idea! Amerigo Vespucci? Close, but no cigar! Maybe 007 could have done it cause he was great with the ladies too but Columbus is our man! Remember, ladies love heroes.

Discovery

Since we don't really do anything on Columbus' Birthday except celebrate the discovery of America on October 12, 1492, let's get some cards circulating out there for the man. This is BIG! After all where would we be if Columbus hadn't found us our home?

Supporting the US

There is no better way to support our country than with a Columbus Day Ecard, for the great man who founded our country and kept so many noble, women happy. What could be a higher goal brought to you by Rubber Chicken Cards?

Not Celebrated Everywhere

A few pointers before you go hog wild and start sending out Columbus Day Ecards to all your friends and their dogs: Columbus Day is not officially celebrated in Hawaii, Alaska, or South Dakota, so be careful.

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