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Birthday 30 (23)

Funny and happy 30th Birthday ecards. Make someone happy.

Birthday - "Autopsy"
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In this birthday eCard, Tom and Millie are about to do an autopsy when Millie interrupts with a Birthday Cake for Tom's birthday.
This email birthday card stars our "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 5165
In this birthday ecard, Aunt gloria is so excited that you came over to her house to celebrate your birthday.
Send this funny animated Birthday ecard starring "God"
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God talks to the brithday human face-to-face, telling them that they are the best person in the whole world.
Birthday - "The Muse"
Views: 6072
In this birthday eCard, the Muse, a Cuban gent who loves the good life, appears when you need him for inspiration on a birthday.
Birthday - "Bongo and Tone"
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In this musical birthday eCard, the Beatniks burble and moan a birthday beat musical poem.
Birthday - "Angel Moon McFadden"
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In this birthday eCard, our Scottish Angel, Moon McFadden, has a fresh idea on how to celebrate a birthday.
Check out our SweetChicken Ecard
Views: 8194
In this birthday eCard, desserts appear and disappear, honoring the sweetness of the upcoming year.
Send this digital Zen Birthday Card - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 7934
In this birthday eCard, music and serene images flow to honor a more heartfelt birthday.
Send this Small Town Birthday ecard - "Sweet Chicken"
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In this birthday eCard, in a small town, a very special birthday is coming.
Try this funny Rube Goldberg birthday card - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 5608
In this unique birthday eCard, this toon is an homage to Rube Goldberg machines as we assemble a birthday cake.
This funny digital Birthday stars "Good Cop Bad Cop"
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In this birthday eCard, Bad cop abuses the birthday suspect and Good cop protects him and gets him a cake.
Send funny birthday wishes with the "General Store"
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In this birthday ecard, Bert takes a trip to see Mr. Klamen at the General Store in order to pick up a special brithday gift.
Send this sweet Birthday Rube Goldberg #2 to just about anyone.
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In this Rube Goldberg Birthday ecard homage, an intricate series of events sets off the blowing out of a candle.
Our animated Birthday wishes card stars "Master Liu"
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The great Asian Master Liu gives his pithy thoughts on a birthday
This Best wishes 30th Birthday ecard stars "Juicy Juice"
Views: 6975
Kimmi the Juice girl celebrates the 30th Birthday with this Birthday ecard.
This hilarious and animated birthday ecard stars "Reggae Mon"
Views: 6088
A Raggae tune, singing tropical birds, deliver a birthday message, "Take your time like a taffy pull."
Check out this funny virtual ecard starring "Sinclair, The Hipster"
Views: 5417
Sinclair, a Hipster sitting in a coffee shop, gives a tortuous, ironic Birthday wish to her good friend.
This Sweet online ecard is a Rube Goldberg Machine homage.
Views: 8915
In our third Rube Goldberg homage birthday machine, a complicated series of events end up in a candle blowing out.
At the Taco Truck birthday magic happens in this animated personalized birthday ecard
Views: 4353
Armando, the magic Taco Truck man, serves up a spiritual meal for a brithday to a special person.
Try this one for a younger feel starring our "Geeks".
Views: 4112
The Geeks contemplate what it would be like to have a birthday if you are going to live forever.
Our best Birthday ecards #2 starring the "Flashback Boys"
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The boys with the IQ of peat moss wonder why we can never be happy with the age we are at.
Birthday #2 - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 6382
Kimmie gathers all of her friends via conference phone to deliver an ecstatic birthday surprise.
This funny virtual birthday ecard stars Albert Sussman of "Dreamtime"
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It's Dreamtime with Albert Sussman where a woman adrift in a dream asks Albert, Master Dream Interpreter, to figure it out.
 30th Birthday ecards

Milestone

It is here!!! The landmark which is your 30th Birthday, how glorious! You now have full permission to completely purge yourself of your childhood ways by storing away your childhood teddy bear or blankett, and you can start auctioning your action figures, rock band posters, and vintage meal deal movie cups on Ebay. Most everybody knows, but doesn't seem to want to acknowledge, that there is something very special (or conspicuous, as the very least) about the 30th birthday. RubberChickenCards.com knows this and tons of funny cards just for the occasion.

The Good, Bad, and Ugly

As an unspoken advent into true adulthood, "30" beckons all the best and worst sentiments that are part of getting older, which usually means focusing more on the "worst". This stewing anxiety - left over hardwired mentality from the 1950's - that by this third decade you are supposed to be well on your way in life, can be quite difficult for some. So why not ease that tension with laughter by sending them a Rubber Chicken Card.

How Are You Feeling About This

Although these days 30 is considered the new 18 YOU ARE STILL TURNING 30. You are no longer young, unless you speak to an elder - for they will still call you a baby, which actually, might be a good incentive to go spend more time at retirement homes and hear some good old stories over and over and over again, just to make you feel younger.

Time to Become

So listen people of the thirtieth year! Mid-life crises aren't appropriate at this age. Your parents might keep that kind of pressure on you, birthing the crisis prematurely, stirring you to consider emancipation. But one should rejoice in knowing that one can call themselves an adult, even if one acts like a baby in the most crucial situations. This is the first of future birthdays that you will either acknowledge or forget its emphasis more and more as life goes on. So you can be proud to announce your age, unless you just got your driver's license.

It's Juicy Juice

At this time, we have one spectacular card for the recent or upcoming tri-centennials among us. Meet Kimmie, the Juice girl, whose somewhat politically incorrect statements contribute to her off-beat and eclectic sense of humor. She's about to tell you (or your friend) everything they never wanted to be congratulated upon. But by receiving Birthday 30 Ecards like this, your recipient will be able to laugh and go on living the lush life.

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