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Hanukkah (40)

Send one of our over 30 sweet or funny Hanukkah ecards to celebrate this historic day.

Hanukkah - "Singin' Cowboy Bob"
Views: 6823
Singin' Cowboy Bob and his horse Spitoon are filled with the spirit of a prairie Hanukkah as they yodel a deeply spiritual ditty.
Send this funny Hanukkah ecard starring "Stinky Dog"
Views: 4978
Stinky goes on a search to find out about the meaning of Hanukkah.
Shop this virtual Hanukkah ecard starring "Donner and Blitzen"
Views: 7014
The idiot reindeer talk about why they love Hanukkah so much.
Warm Hanukkah ecard starring "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 4203
Winsor, Ellen's kitty, lights the Hanukkah candles and then wants to get straight to the food.
Holidays - "Juicy Juice"
Views: 7722
Kimmie, the Juicy Juice Bar girl, wields her cell phone and tries to help a religious figure with a holiday juice boost.
Happy Holidays - "Rube Goldberg"
Views: 5325
This complicated machine ends up in a simple happy holiday message. Rube Goldberg designed many black and white panel cartoons that celebrated turning simple ideas into complex machines. This is our homage to him and a really fun Holiday card.
Funny Hanukkah virtual card starring The "Flashback Boys" #2
Views: 7272
Our stoner boys with the combined IQ of a knish grapple with what substance to imbibe on Hanukkah.
Wise online Hanukkah card starring the Sage "Guptah"
Views: 8685
The local sage, Guptah, spreads the inner light of Hanukkah
Funny Hanukkah e card starring "Autopsy"
Views: 5003
In the autopsy room, on the eve of the first day of Hanukkah, Debbie and Tom have uncovered a very odd miracle.
Thoughtful Hanukkah ecards from the "The Professors"
Views: 4424
This erudite duo enjoin in a battle of the wits about Hanukkah and burning oils.
Hanukkah - "Larry the Loungeman"
Views: 6952
Larry and his brother Barry, crack a few jokes and sing an almost moving version of "Dreidl" to celebrate Hanukkah.
Warm Hanukkah wishes ecard with our "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 5154
The glories and generosity of Hanukkah is revealed in words, images, and music.
Hanukkah and Christmas ecard with "Sister Mary Margaret"
Views: 5347
The good nun has a vision and a chat with God about the meaning of Hanukkah.
Hilarious Hanukkah electronic cards starring the "Geeks"
Views: 8290
The Geeks, who hole up in their rooms to do genius things with computers, reach out to each other to discover that the sacred is in the relationship and the moment.
Happy Hanukkah electronic card starring "Juicy Juice"
Views: 7678
Kimmi the Juice girl is in love with Robbie, the son of the local Rabbi.
Foodie Hanukkah ecard starring Armando from the "Taco Truck"
Views: 8141
Hanukkah at the Taco Truck brings the briny taste of gefilte fish and the delicious abundance of the latke.
New Jersey Hanukkah ecard starring "Jersey"
Views: 6719
Vin asks Sofie for what he wants for Hanukkah. Mmm. Same thing he asks for every holiday.
Holidays - "Broadway"
Views: 7823
Dave comes to the diner confused about what holiday foods to order. Stella, the short order cook, breaks out into song about us being all one family, no matter what foods we eat.
Musical Hanukkah ecard starring "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 7055
The dancing and singing no talents whip up a very annoying Hanukkah tune.
Hanukkah - "Bats inna Belfry"
Views: 8386
The two New York bats discuss the way to generate millions of Hanukkah gifts ? for themselves.
Hanukkah - "Breeder Brothers"
Views: 8795
Jim and Jimmy have some practical advice on makin' do for Hanukkah.
Happy Holidays #2 - "Guptah"
Views: 5971
Guptah shares her thinking on the real meaning of the holidays.
Happy Holidays and a Better New Year starring "God"
Views: 8068
God knows it's been a horrible, horrible year! But things are turning around.
Hanukkah - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 7245
This Hanukkah, the stoners babble on about the many spellings of Chanukkah and the month long celebration.
Hanukkah - "Psychick"
Views: 4814
The lady of the spirits invites all the great Rabbis in history to sing a Hanukkah chant.
Holidays (alone) - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 8330
Winsor the cat drags it out of Ellen that she is sad because she cannot afford to go home for the holidays.
Holidays - "Carlita d'mechanic"
Views: 7466
Carlita the mechanic has a "Mitzvah for your motor" this holiday season.
Hanukkah - "Selma Goldfarb"
Views: 8263
Hard-driving "Agent to the Stars" tries to put together a Hanukkah movie deal.
Hanukkah - "Malene and Dave"
Views: 6487
The light up Menorah Hanukkah shirt may be the best product Marlene and Dave have ever sold in an infomercial.
Happy Holidays (Peace) - "Frankie and Eddie"
Views: 4131
The dancing, singing feathered ding dongs prattle and warble a song about loving everyone.
Reform Hanukkah ecard starring "Good Cop Bad Cop"
Views: 4969
The bad cop mistakenly arrests a Rabbi for lighting fires and the good cop has the Rabbi in to bless Hanukkah candles.
Hysterical electronic Hanukkah card set at the "General Store"
Views: 4578
Mr. Klamen does his best to help Bert prepare for a big Hanukkah party.
Festive Hanukkah ecard starring the "Flight Attendant"
Views: 8806
Jenny Sue, on route to Florida, chats about her ex husbands and the true meaning of Hanukkah.
Personalized Hanukkah ecards starring "The Muse"
Views: 4743
The Cuban Muse is here to ignite not only the Hanukkah candles but the love in the heart.
Celebrate Hanukkah with this funny ecard starring "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 4471
Aunt Gloria loves the members of her family so much that she makes a Hanukkah dinner and serves it with kisses.
Happy Holidays - "Sweet Chicken"
Views: 7646
Using words, sweet music, and holiday images, this heartfelt holiday card expresses warm holiday wishes.
Designer Hanukkah ecard starring Twinkie of the "Runway"
Views: 6272
Twinkie, the great cutting edge fashion designer, trots our her fantabulous Hanukkah collection.
Happy Holidays #2 - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 7998
Stinky Dog tries to figure out how to celebrate all of these wonderful holidays at the end of the year.
Holidays - "Sinclair, the Hipster"
Views: 7201
Sinclair, the hipster, wrestles with a concept of Holidays. Can you love without the story of Christmas, can you have courage without the story of Hanukkah. What does Sinclair end up with?
Funny Chanukah virtual card starring "MacDoodle and Son"
Views: 4531
The great Scotland Yard detective, MacDoodle, has some bonding time with his very stupid son to teach him how to discover the clues to the Hanukkah holiday.
 Hanukkah

Hanaukkah eCards Animated Funny Online Greeting Cards

Hanukkah ecards, Chanukah ecards: So many spellings, so little time, and so many Rubber Chicken Cards Hanukkah ecards to choose from. How would you like the two idiot birds, Frankie and Eddie, to serenade your friends or family members about world peace in a holiday ecard? How would like Good Cop/Bad Cop to grill the head Rabbi in your town about lighting fires - like the candles on the menorah in a Hanukkah ecard?

Letters to the Henhouse

By the way, we have had many letters over the years asking us if we have as much fun doing these cards as it looks. The answer is Yes! We love doing this work. It is fun for us to sit in your house (don't get creeped, we don't mean literally) when you send an ecard Hanukkah. It is really moving for us to be with you as you lighten the load for a friend or family member on a holiday like Hanukkah. Though not all days here in the coop are hilarious, after all it is work, most days are fun, relaxed and happy. The idiots at Rubber Chicken Cards actually like each other and come each day to play. We hope this joy comes through in our Hanukkah ecards.

A Sense of Humor in History

One of the great things about Jews, yes we can pretty much stereotype here, is that as a culture Jews have a sense of humor. That's why so many old school comics are and were Jewish. They wouldn't let you in the club as a member, but if you could make them laugh, you'd have a good shot at nice meal.

The Rabbi: Steve Mittleman

Steve Mittleman, the voice of the Rabbi, is one of our countries great comics. He came to us from a good friend of RC Cards, in fact, our Manager, Barry Bookin. Here is a little about Steve: Steve Mittleman was born without a chin. It got weaker from there. It haunted him his whole life. When he was sad about it, people would ask, "Hey Steve, why the short face?" It used to take him (only) 3 - 4 hours to change a pillowcase. Then, Steve was asked to be on Extreme Makeover and was given a remarkable chin, 2 clefts and 9 dimples. His sense of humor remains intact as long as he can find it. Oddly, now that Steve is easier on the eye, he's doing voice-over work. Steve also smells like stucco which ABC used when he had his plastic surgery mistakenly done on Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Steve writes, acts and travels the country doing standup for corporate and Jewish events.

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