Breeder Brothers (42)

Brothers with the IQ of a sock give their definitive stupidity on holiday and daily life subjects. These cards are silly and often hysterical. Voiced by Fred Tatasciore, voice over genius actor. He currently can be heard on "Family Guy", "The Cleveland Show:", "The Hulk" and a billion other shows and games. In addition his partner in crime is Steven Rotblatt, Chief Chicken.

Chinese NY (Rabbit) - "Breeder Brothers"

Breeder Brothers, with the combined IQ of paste, give a few options on menu item replacement for the Chinese New Year.

Year of the Tiger 2022 - "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers talk about how to celebrate the Year of the Tiger in the sticks.

Congratulations - "Breeder Brothers"

About a billion brain cells shy of genius, they happily tell you how to offer congratulations.

The "Breeder Brothers" star in this Funny online Autumn ecard

The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jimmy, have some dern fine health tips for the fall, like fizzy lard.

Bon Voyage - "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers with one tooth between them wish the best to a friend who is going away on a trip.

A unique Halloween ecard stars the "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers, with a combined I.Q. of a sock, give some deep advice about Halloween pranks.

Send this Premium Sukkot ecard starring The "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jimmy, get ready for Sukkot by stuffing everything in site with beer.

Shop Labor Day ecards starring the "Breeder Brothers"

The boys with the intelligence of a late summer breeze serve up ideas for a fine Labor Day.

This Rude Grandparent's Day ecard stars the "Breeder Brothers"

The downhome twins with the joint I.Q. of a pound of okra give us some tips on how to honor yer grandfolks.

Invitation - "Breeder Brothers"

With all the wisdom of deep-fried catfish, they offer a few suggestions for Invites and Announcements.

Apology - "Breeder Brothers"

With the combined intellect of a sack full of fleas, here are their suggestions on how to apologize.

Love - "Breeder Brothers"

Jim and Jimmy, okra for brains, attempt to navigate their way through a Shakespearean Sonnet.

Gimme Day - "The Breeder Brothers"

Jim and Jimmy, the Breeder Brothers, dole out some advice on "Gimme Day" the day where someone has to give you a gift if you ask for it.

Birthday - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"

A Musical Birthday eCard Message from the Breeder Brothers (and assorted family members....) and, yepper they're actually playing the washboard and a "tuned pair" of whisky jugs.

New Years and Christmas - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"

The family that plays together stays together in this Christmas musical extravaganza.

Hanukkah - "Breeder Brothers"

Jim and Jimmy have some practical advice on makin' do for Hanukkah.

Broken Heart - "Breeder Brothers"

Jim and Jimmy give advice on how to "stick it" to the person who dumped you.

Valentine's Day (Broken Heart) - "Breeder Brothers Jug Band"

Our Jug Band stomps and harmonizes to a deeply felt Valentine's Day tune.

Consider sending this love wishes ecard with the singing Breeder Brothers

When you can't say the darn L word, and you're just crazy about someone, you pull out the washboard and start singin'.

Shop this Funny Southern Fourth of July Greeting starring the "Breeder Brothers"

The backwoods twins give a heady spin on how to make a Fourth of July firecracker from a bit of clothing.

Boss Day - "Breeder Brothers"

The downhome boys, Jim and Jimmy, give some important advice on choosing the perfect gift for Boss' Day.

Good Luck - "Breeder Brothers"

The fine men of the still, with the combined I.Q. of the Northern White bean, brew up some Good Luck advice.

Thanksgiving wishes with "The Breeder Brothers"

The Two Brothers with one brain cell between 'em offer their suggestions for a unique Thanksgiving dinner.

Thank You (gift) - "The Breeder Brothers"

In this thank you ecard, the country boys with one brain cell between 'em give some sterling advice on gift thankin'.

This Virtual Encouragement ecard stars "Breeder Brothers"

Our almost savvy backwoods boys pump out some advice on how to weather a major downturn in life.

Shop Rosh Hashanah ecards with the "Breeder Brothers"

The brothers with the combined IQ of Matzo give advice on a traditional Jewish New Year's dinner.

Valentines Day - "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jim Bob, tell some wild stories about Valentine's Day gifts.

Health - Diet - "Breeder Brothers"

Jim and Jimmy Jim give some snappy advice on how to cut down on yer eatin' and lose weight.

Chinese New Year "All Years" - "Breeder Brothers"

These two idiots take a moment out of their not too busy day to share some knowledge about how to celebrate Chinese New Year in the Holler.

Graduation - "Breeder Brothers"

The wise Breeder Brothers, with the combined I.Q. of a flower, pass out their advice on how to graduation from College.

Thinking of You - "Breeder Brothers"

With baling twine for brains, they offer advice ontelling somebody that you are thinking of them.

Mother's Day - "Breeder Brothers"

The idiots with the IQ of socks tell you how to first find your mother, using hound dogs, and then give her a gift.

Foot and Lip Day - "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers, Jim and Jimbo, create a brand new holiday called Foot and Lip Day, during which they celebrate, you guessed it, both feet and lips.

Christmas - "Breeder Brothers"

Jim and Jim Bob, sharing one brain cell between them, tell us about the joys of a family Christmas.

Purim - "Breeder Brothers"

The brothers with the combined IQ of Cheese Whiz celebrate the Jewish Holiday of Purim.

April Fools Day - "Breeder Brothers"

Those wise gents, with one brain cell between them, share some April Fools pranks.

This funny Shavuot ecards stars "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers, combined IQ of a box o' rocks, honor the giving of the Torah by God to the Jewish people.

420 - "Breeder Brothers"

The Breeder Brothers, combined IQ of a water molecule, celebrate 420 by, of all things, smoking pot.

Great Day - "Breeder Brothers"

One card shy of a full deck and offering advice on the three things you need to have a really great day.

Mother's and Father's Day - "Breeder Brothers"

With the I.Q. of okra, they offer advice on the best ways to celebrate both Mother's Day and Father's Day.

The idiots, the Breeder Brothers give an online thank you message

In this thank you ecards, though they're one fork shy of a full placesetting, the Breeder Brothers still know the etiquette of "Thank You."

Dating - "Breeder Brothers"

Those cornbread-brained Breeder Brothers offer advice for a smooth date.