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Tax Day (16)

Send a funny Tax Day Ecards from Rubber Chicken Cards

Tax Day - "Roadshow"
Views: 7698
Dale Vacwit, certified idiot, brings what he thinks is the first Tax Return in history.
Tax Day - "God"
Views: 4722
God ponders, death, taxes, and the IRS.
In this funny Tax Day ecard Frankie and Eddie dance and sing.
Views: 8304
Our two singin' bird music combo, kicks up a warm love hate song to the IRS man.
Tax Day - "Woody Guppie"
Views: 5018
Our Minnow Minstrel sings his famous Tax Day Blues.
Tax Day - "Two Fools"
Views: 4486
The jesters sing a Tax Day dittie and tell a few bad Tax Day jokes in celebration.
Tax Day - "Puss"
Views: 5330
The accident prone kitty relates a lucky tax day story where he is picked up by a tornado and smashed into a wall.
Tax Day - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 7292
The most unproductive people in the world ponder the activity required on tax day: paying taxes.
Tax Day - "The Professors"
Views: 7895
Our experts on...well... not much, wander and ponder on the roots and the emotional nature of "Tax Day."
Tax Day - "Ellen and Winsor"
Views: 8909
Ellen is horrified at having to do her taxes, and her cat, Winsor, helps her through the pain.
Tax Day - "The Psychick"
Views: 8527
The Lady of the Spirit World calls forth all the great tax payers in history to wish you a Happy Tax Day.
Tax Day - "Furball Franny"
Views: 5645
Furball Franny, attempting to be demure, keeps hocking up furballs while discussing the difficulties of Tax Day.
Tax Day - "Stinky Dog"
Views: 6326
Stinky Dog, the smelliest dog on the planet, tries to get his friend a break on upcoming taxes.
Tax Day - "De la Noche"
Views: 5459
The great Latin man of passion sings about having his bank account drained by the IRS.
Tax Day - "The Muse"
Views: 7133
Though nobody likes Tax Day, the Cuban Muse makes it a day to rejoice.
Tax Day - "Beezle Bob"
Views: 8456
BeezleBob, the devil, is looking for more ways to make life really, really hard for human beings. And so he challenges his imps to create new horrors. How about taxes?
Tax Day - "Autopsy"
Views: 8265
Tom and Deb work do an autopsy on a man who died because of taxes.
 Tax Day


The idiots at Rubber Chicken Cards only like Tax Day because we see it as a day to laugh. Do you laugh because it is funny? No. Do you laugh because you are giving an institution, like the government, your hard earned money so they can sit around and call each other names? No. You laugh because it hurts, because the existential craziness of working hard so that you can give money to the state and city so that they can spawn more parking meters that steal your money is just hysterical.

Celebrating Tax Day

Here at Rubber Chicken Cards we celebrate Tax Day by - actually, we don't celebrate Tax Day. We have to work in order to pay taxes.

History of Tax Day Rubber Chicken Style

Here is a short Rubber Chicken Card History of Tax Day: In the year 1878, way before the turn of the century, the President of the United States, Daniel Day Lewis, reached out to all the citizens of the United States and asked them if they would pay a little bit of their hard-earned money so that he and his insane wife, to be played by Sally Field in the upcoming movie, could take a trip to Florida to get away from the horrible winter in Washington, D.C. All the people in the US at the time said, "Yes." And that was the beginning of the tax and the beginning of the use of tax monies for personal vacations. THE END

One of Our Scripts

We thought that you might like to see one of our scripts. Below is the actual working script for The Muse Tax Day.

Hello, this is Gonzalez, your Muse. Today is Tax Day. Though we don't want it to be tax day, though we wish that no day was tax day, it is still Tax Day. And because it is a day of pain and of the stupid, you really, really, need your Muse, me, Gonzalez , to make this day a creative day.

On Tax Day we take our hard earned monies and give them to people who don't really seem to care about us very much. They spend this money on wars and researching how bunny saliva can stop the onset of unsightly psoriasis. We would like to keep this monies and buy lunch at the local taco truck.

so on this day, I say, let's make a fiesta of blessings. We look at our lives and we say, "This is good, that is good. I like the new flowers, spring is here, summer is coming." We say this. And if you say, "I cannot be happy on Tax Day." I say, "you can." You say, I Can't. Yes. You can. Come on, let's do this.

Have a Happy Tax Day!

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