New Cards (92)

Funny, sweet, and original animated birthday ecards, thank you ecards, and more. When you care enough to send a greeting that's funny.

In this Happy 70th Birthday ecard Marta Stewartski

Marta has some "Good Thing" tips for your 70th Birthday. to make celebrating like turning 35 twice.

This virtual Halloween card stars the "Flashback Boys"

Our boys with the residual brain function of ether babble on about the root of the word "Halloween".

Work Week (Monday) - Dr. Maybaum

The Good Doctor, radio talk-show host, helps a man with a real attitude problem about Mondays.

The singin' cowboy and his spittin' horse make it easy to register to vote. This website appears at the end of the card: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote

This designer Rosh Hashanah e card stars "Puss"

The accident prone kitty with the upbeat attitude shares an experience of the new year.

This virtual musical Halloween ecard stars "Frankie and Eddie"

The feathered song birds, FRANKIE AND EDDIE, sing a light and happy song to keep away the boogeyman.

High-Quality Thanksgiving online card starring "Dottie Rat"

The high society rodent, Dottie, takes time out from holiday food shopping to call a friend on her cel.

Valentine's Day - "Dr. Maybaum"

The radio doctor that doesn't suffer fools lightly takes a call from a woman in love.

This Premo Encouragement ecard stars "Madam Blubartsky"

Looking into her crystal ball, the great fortune teller sees money, relationship, and hope.

Dating - "Selma Goldfarb"

Our Agent to the Stars give some fine dating advice drawn from the screen classics.

Thinking of You - "De la Noche"

The astounding Spanish lover, De la Noche, sings a thinking of you song to his adored one.

Thinking of You - "The Psychick"

The lady of the spirit world contacts all the great beings, like Rodin and Einstein, who are thinking of you.

This is a pure funny joke ecard that will cheer your friend up starring the Happy Hour Dogs.

The Happy Hour dogs are slurpin' their spiked chicken soup and complaining and laughing about their ill health.

Admin Assistant's Day - "Flashback Boys"

The boys that share one brain cell between them grapple with how to thank people who are more important than the pay we offer them.

Graduation - "Bats Inna Belfry"

Vinne and Sal, two wiseguy bats, try to get around talking about what they graduated from - like maybe prison.

Health - Diet - "Ellen and Winsor"

Ellen and her cat Winsor ponder the mystery of why Ellen gains weight even though she eats perfectly.

Send this funny Grandparent's Day ecard starring "Madam Blubartsky"

The great fortune teller sees a vision of a beautiful Grandparent's Day.

Try this Superior Grandparent's Day ecard starring the "Psychick"

Our lady of the spirit world channels all the best grandparents in history to sing the Grandparent chant.

Holidays - "Juicy Juice"

Kimmie, the Juicy Juice Bar girl, wields her cell phone and tries to help a religious figure with a holiday juice boost.

Send this virtual Fourth of July card starring "Sarah"

The cranky Southern Belle not only celebrates our independence as a country but also her independence from other challenges that have been holding her down.

Birthday - "Angel Moon McFadden"

In this birthday eCard, our Scottish Angel, Moon McFadden, has a fresh idea on how to celebrate a birthday.

Yom Kippur - "Packrats"

The collectors, the two most boring people in the world, collect apologies on this Day of Atonement.

Reform Hanukkah ecard starring "Good Cop Bad Cop"

The bad cop mistakenly arrests a Rabbi for lighting fires and the good cop has the Rabbi in to bless Hanukkah candles.

Economy - "Ellen and Winsor"

Ellen has lost her job and her kitty, Winsor, puts a little perspective on her loss.

Martin Luther King - "Professors"

The pompous brainy gents reflect upon Martin Luther King's life and the opportunities he created for all.

Inauguration Day - "General Store"

Mr. Klamen helps Bert get all the things needed for a terrific Inauguration Day party.

Shop this Australia Day ecard starring "The Muse"

Your own great creative friend excites your creative juices to honor Australia.

Ground Hog's Day - "Sarah"

The straight-talking and grumpy Southern Belle tells us why Groundhog's Day is needless.

Valentine's Day - "Juicy Juice Girls"

Kimmie and her airhead friend discover that they love the same boy and want him to be their Valentine.

Valentine's Day - "Moon McFadden"

The happy Scottish angel wants to be your Valentine, offering Scottish sweet treats and walks along the Loch.

Valentine's Day (missing you) - "Aw Girl"

The cutest woman in the world is missing her Valentine.

Tu Bishvat - "The Packrats"

In this TU BISHVAT Card-toon, the PACKRATS, the most boring people in the entire world, collect fruit from their many trees.

Valentine's Day - "The Muse"

The Cuban Muse helps you to create the best Valentine's Day sentiment ever.

Presidents' Day - "Flight Attendant"

Jenny Sue is selling some pretty interesting President's Day snacks,covering the "Bailout" and Herbert Hoover.

Valentine's Day - "MacDoodle and Son"

The Great Scotland Yard detective attempts to get his idiot son to follow the obvious clues to Valentine's Day.

Birthday Sober - "Happy Hour"

Turns out that the Happy Hour dogs have not been drunk all these years, they have been sober! Is that your final answer?

Mardi Gras - "Carlita D'Mechanic"

The salty mechanic has a special for Fat Tuesday.

Purim - "Marlene and Dave"

The over-the-top infomercial duo are selling the Whole Megillah.

In this get well soon animation, the sweetest nurse that says "Aw" a whole bunch, gives expresses some heartfelt love.

The Aw Girl stars in the cutest dern get well card ever.

Purim Holiday - "Marta Stewartski"

The craft specialist and tv host Marta Stewartski whips up some Purim crafts and foods.

St. Patrick's Day - "De la Noche"

The great lover and crooner takes a stab at "Danny Boy" and murders it.

Economy - "Juicy Juice"

The Juicy Juice girls, Kimmie and her best friend, get a manicure and discuss how they will try and reverse the bad economy.

Birthday 50th - "Flashback Boys"

The stoner boys, with nerry a practical thought between them, attempt to decide the importance of the 50th year of birth.

Send this more spicy electronic ecard starring Twinkie the Runway model for April Fools Day

Twinkie, the runway designer, creates some design pranks that messes Gustav, her assistant, up.

The Professors, those pompous dorks, star in this virtual Easter e card.

The erudite duo ponder the meaning of the Easter Bunny in scriptural literature.

The Scottish Angel Moon McFadden stars in this online Easter eCard

The Scotish angel wants to spend every minute with you on this very special day... now... now... and now.

Tax Day - "The Psychick"

The Lady of the Spirit World calls forth all the great tax payers in history to wish you a Happy Tax Day.

Earthday - "Roadshow"

Dale Vacwit brings a radioactive pear to the Roadshow for an Earth Day evaluation.

Arbor Day - "Packrats"

The collectors share their Arbor Day collection of tree costumes.

Administrative Assistant's Day - "Guptah"

The QuikMart sage opens the heart of the Universe to honor the Administrative Assistant.

Mother's Day - "De la Noche"

The great Latin lover sings a heartrending song of appreciation and love to his mother.

Cinco de Mayo - "Flight Attendant"

Jenny Sue hands out the expensive Mexican snacks on the plane and whoops it up for Cinco de Mayo.

Mother's Day - "Breeder Brothers"

The idiots with the IQ of socks tell you how to first find your mother, using hound dogs, and then give her a gift.

Mother's Day - "Moon McFadden"

The Scottish Angel has a beautiful day planned for the greatest mother in the world.

Mother's Day - "Sister Mary Margaret"

The good sister is taught a lesson in love at the convent.

Bar Mitzvah - "Ask the Rabbi"

The great and wise Rabbi offers his exuberance and excitement over an upcoming Bar Mitzvah.

Nurse's Day - "The Muse"

The Cuban muse, the inner creative being, is the muse of the nurse on this day of nurse celebration.

Get Well Accident - "Frankie and Eddie"

When someone has an accident, maybe a broken bone or bruise, Frankie and Eddie, the singing birds, are there to sing them a song.

Graduation - "De la Noche"

The Latin lover stands under the window of the graduate and bleats out a song of congratulations.

This Ultra Premium Memorial Day ecard stars the great sage "Guptah"

The great sage of the 7-12 gives her deepest and sweetest thoughts about those who have given their lives for their country.

Shavuot - "Puss"

The accident prone kitty has some wild adventures with the nameless one.

New Baby - "Angel Moon McFadden"

The exuberant Scottish angel can't wait for the delivery of the new baby.

This Flag Day online ecard stars - "Welcome Wagon"

Betty Ann Beeman, the Welcome Wagon Lady, annoys another family with her red, white, and blue Flag Day cookies.

"The Professors" star in this funny virtual greeting

Those charming gentlemen get all fussed up in their summer clothing and dive into the roots of summer behavior.

Bon Voyage - "Flight Attendant"

Jenny Sue gives the traveler an amazing inflight kick off for a wonderful and relaxing vacation, complete with giant beverage and butt pillow.

Diwali - "Packrats"

Ruth and Ed have an amazing candle collection for the Indian New Year.

Valentine's Day - "General Store"

Bert is in love and wants Mr. Kalmen to help him out by selecting beautiful gifts.

April Fools - "Stinky Dog"

The smelliest dog on the block wants to create an April Fool's day gift so low, so horrible, that even he is impressed.

Compliment - "Louise the Angel"

Louise delivers a very heart opening compliment

Halloween (Folk Town) - "Sweet Chicken"

Little Jim is scared to death on Halloween in his small town.

Happy Holidays - "Sweet Chicken"

Using words, sweet music, and holiday images, this heartfelt holiday card expresses warm holiday wishes.

Christmas #2 - "Frankie and Eddie"

The street dancing and singing duo are at odds about how to sing a Christmas song.

Send this Birthday ecard for a work friend starring "Hot Lips"

Sitting at her hated work desk, Hot Lips is thinking of her good friend on her birthday, unable to participate.

Friendship Day - "Good Cop Bad Cop"

In this Friendship Day ecard, the Chief tries to express his feelings about his good friend, Good Cop.

Online Thanksgiving card stars "The Muse"

Your Cuban Muse boosts the creativity level for Thanksgiving.

Health (stress) - "Guptah"

Guptah, the sage of the local Quikmart, gives some advice on how to change your thinking.

Shavuot - "General Store"

Bert comes into the General Store to get some Shavuot, the Jewish holiday celebrating God's gift of the Torah, ideas. He comes home with a bagful.

Send this high quality virtual thank you ecard starring "The Muse"

The Cuban Muse helps us with our control issues in order to say thanks.

Musical Thanksgiving ecard stars "De la Noche"

De la Noche, the great Spanish lover, warbles a song of Thanks for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Warm Hanukkah wishes ecard with our "Sweet Chicken"

The glories and generosity of Hanukkah is revealed in words, images, and music.

This funny birthday ecard features "Origins"

Dr. Phonohar is interviewed about the origins of the Hawaiian language, especially regarding the phrase "happy birthday."

Mother's Day - "Dottie Rat"

The high society rat - Dottie - misses her mother on Mother's Day.

National Teacher's Day - "God"

God himself honors teachers, knowing how much they go through, on National Teacher's Day.

Shavuot - "Dottie Rat"

Dottie, the sophisticated rodent, calls her friend and dicusses both her chubbiness and the meaning of Shavuot.

This smart Bastille Day ecard stars the "Professors"

In considering the revolution in France, one of the Professors, Montgomery, thinks that the Illuminati was behind it and wants to become a member.

Valentine's Day #4 - "Louise the Angel"

Love is all there is in Heaven and Earth in our 4th Louise the Angel card.

This cat online birthday ecard stars "Ludwig van Beethoven"

The spoiled Ludwig, cat or dog (we don't really know) discovers it is his friend's bday and he does not believe he is getting older! We never grow old!

Try this one for a younger feel starring our "Geeks".

The Geeks contemplate what it would be like to have a birthday if you are going to live forever.

Warm Thanksgiving ecard stars "Ellen and Winsor"

Right before Thanksgiving, Ellen complains to her very wise kitty, Winsor, about having a hard financial time.

Thinking of You - "Selma Goldfarb"

Selma, agent to the stars, is thinking of the very best person she knows!

This Funny online summer ecard stars Albert Sussman for Dreamtime.

Albert Sussman, master dream interpreter gets another dream totally and obviously wrong.

This funny Bastille Day ecard features "Dreamtime with Albert Sussman"

Albert, master dream interpreter, makes a mess out of a Bastille Day dream.

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