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Daylight Savings (15)

Send a funny Daylight Ecards from Rubber Chicken Cards

Daylight Savings (Spring) - "Bongo and Tone"
Views: 4326
The Beat Poets beat the bongo and riff on the chimes in honor of the beginning of Daylight Savings Time.
Daylight Savings - "The Muse"
Views: 7570
The Cuban Muse is ready for the lighter and brighter days of Daylight Savings.
Daylight Savings - "Way Up North"
Views: 5138
Diane, the tundra researcher in Northern Canada, celebrates the beauty of the longer light and the beginnings of spring.
Daylight Savings - "Psychick"
Views: 5503
The Psychick, channeling Spirits of the Light, leads the way into longer and warmer days.
Daylight Savings (Fall) - "Puss"
Views: 7736
Puss, the accident prone kitty, falls back, literally, and ends up discovering some amazing information.
Daylight Savings - "Flashback Boys"
Views: 8147
The Flashback Boys with the combined I.Q. of a corn nut grapple with daylight savings.
Daylight Savings - "Cowboy Fritz"
Views: 7511
The Bavarian Cowboy Fritz takes his horse, Shpitoon, and yodels a faux Alpine song to honor Daylight Savings.
Daylight Savings - "Sarah"
Views: 4774
Sarah comtemplates man's need to tinker with nature.
Daylight Savings - "MacDoodle and Son"
Views: 8150
The great Scottish sleuth, McDoodle, tries to train his idiot son on how to recognize Daylight Savings Time.
Daylight Savings - "Aunt Gloria"
Views: 4319
We come to Aunt Gloria's house to eat and hear words of wisdom from someone who has been through it all.
Daylight Savings - "Hot Lips"
Views: 6363
Hot Lips, Administrative Assistant, couldn't care less about Daylight Savings Time, but she knows that you do!
Daylight Savings - "Rufus the Veteran Dog"
Views: 4452
Rufus, the Verteran Dog, tells a very tall tale about Daylight Savings time and the time he and his troop had to "Fall Back."
Daylight Savings - "BeezleBob"
Views: 6622
Beezlebob, the devil, tries to figure out a way to mess with Time in order to play a trick on human beings and drive them nuts.
Daylight Savings (Fall) - "Packrats"
Views: 7329
The Collectors go over their deep collection of things that fall back in order to honor Daylight Savings time. Fall Back!
Daylight Savings - "Sinclair"
Views: 5022
Sinclair the hipster doesn't even know what to do about this silly day.
Compliments cards

Way to Go, George!

Well we all have Australian astronomer and prolific bug-collector, George Vernon Hudson, to thank for "inventing" a system of turning our clocks ahead and back one hour, just to have earlier dawns and later dusks. To acknowledge Hudson's contribution to our twice-a-year frustration, we have made Rubber Chicken Daylight Savings Cards. So send one out if only to prove to our parents we did NOT waste our time making something hardly anyone send out as a greeting card!

Time Flies...

We think Hudson's ritual, as a concept, has long outlived its usefulness and should be forgotten (kind of like this category). After all, every six months, we as a race of humans have to stop and re-learn how to reset our FREAKIN' stupid, clocks! And the whole thing's turned into what Hudson himself would classify as one, collective pain-in-the-butt-erfly (Kingdom: Animalia; Phylum: Arthropoda; Class: Insecta; Order: Lepidoptera; Suborder: Rhopalocera)!" 'Cuz that's how scientists talk... ya get it?!? He's a scientist and the stuff above describes the various classifications used to identify a butterfly. We are so funny! Hey, did it suddenly get dark in here?!

Pointless Exercise (But isn't ALL Exercise?!?), but Jack La Laine Might Disagree

Twice a year we all forget to turn our clocks ahead one hour in the Summery months and then forget to turn them all BACK an hour in the Wintery months. All of us, EXCEPT those in Arizona, because they think they're frickin' Texas! And you can't tell Texans ANYTHING! Just ask them, they'll tell ya! So, George was either a genius or an unbelievable control freak. And it's easy to understand why: he worked a swing-shift, and no that doesn't mean he was in Benny Goodman's band. Bah-dum-dum! Thank you, and remember to tip your waitresses.

Now We'd Like to Quote the Talented Miss Blossom Dearie

There ought to be a moonlight saving time so I could love that man of mine until the birdies wake and chime Good morning!

Second Verse

There ought to be a law in clover time to keep that moon out overtime... to keep each lover's lane in rhyme till dawning

Third Verse

You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up get busy today you'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon and here is what I say: There ought a Moonlight savings time so I could love that man of mine until the birdies wake and chime Good morning!
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