Birthday 80 (14)

Send this funny animated Birthday ecard starring "God"

God talks to the brithday human face-to-face, telling them that they are the best person in the whole world.

Birthday - "Flight Attendant"

In this birthday eCard, Jenny Sue throws a surprise birthday party aboard the plane.

Birthday - "The Muse"

In this birthday eCard, the Muse, a Cuban gent who loves the good life, appears when you need him for inspiration on a birthday.

Birthday - "Bongo and Tone"

In this musical birthday eCard, the Beatniks burble and moan a birthday beat musical poem.

Birthday - "Angel Moon McFadden"

In this birthday eCard, our Scottish Angel, Moon McFadden, has a fresh idea on how to celebrate a birthday.

Send this Small Town Birthday ecard - "Sweet Chicken"

In this birthday eCard, in a small town, a very special birthday is coming.

This funny digital Birthday stars "Good Cop Bad Cop"

In this birthday eCard, Bad cop abuses the birthday suspect and Good cop protects him and gets him a cake.

Send funny birthday wishes with the "General Store"

In this birthday ecard, Bert takes a trip to see Mr. Klamen at the General Store in order to pick up a special brithday gift.

Our animated Birthday wishes card stars "Master Liu"

The great Asian Master Liu gives his pithy thoughts on a birthday

This funny birthday ecard features "Origins"

Dr. Phonohar is interviewed about the origins of the Hawaiian language, especially regarding the phrase "happy birthday."

Check out this funny virtual ecard starring "Sinclair, The Hipster"

Sinclair, a Hipster sitting in a coffee shop, gives a tortuous, ironic Birthday wish to her good friend.

This Sweet online ecard is a Rube Goldberg Machine homage.

In our third Rube Goldberg homage birthday machine, a complicated series of events end up in a candle blowing out.

Send this dog birthday ecard starring "Rufus the Dog"

Rufus, the grissled backyard veteran dog, weaves a remarkable story of war and friendship in which nothing really seems to be real.

At the Taco Truck birthday magic happens in this animated personalized birthday ecard

Armando, the magic Taco Truck man, serves up a spiritual meal for a brithday to a special person.

80 Year Birthday Celebration. Amazing

You have outlived most people in history. Yes, that is true. And people who live till 80, live even longer. You've dodged illness, skin that sags, and you have managed to stay happy and upbeat and willing to help others, even while watching television.

You Deserve to Be Celebrated and Feted.

The People around you are happy that you are still here with us and now stick around to suck up your wisdom. The idiots at Rubber Chicken Cards want to have ten percent of that wisdom because we feel responsible for your genius.

Now What?

Send an 80 years old a Rubber Chicken Card. It's on your bucket list, or so we hope.

Thanks for sending Rubber Chicken Cards. You make the world better.