Birthday 70 (16)

In this Happy 70th Birthday ecard Marta Stewartski

Marta has some "Good Thing" tips for your 70th Birthday. to make celebrating like turning 35 twice.

Send this funny animated Birthday ecard starring "God"

God talks to the brithday human face-to-face, telling them that they are the best person in the whole world.

Birthday - "Flight Attendant"

In this birthday eCard, Jenny Sue throws a surprise birthday party aboard the plane.

Birthday - "The Muse"

In this birthday eCard, the Muse, a Cuban gent who loves the good life, appears when you need him for inspiration on a birthday.

Birthday - "Bongo and Tone"

In this musical birthday eCard, the Beatniks burble and moan a birthday beat musical poem.

Birthday - "Angel Moon McFadden"

In this birthday eCard, our Scottish Angel, Moon McFadden, has a fresh idea on how to celebrate a birthday.

Send this digital Zen Birthday Card - "Sweet Chicken"

In this birthday eCard, music and serene images flow to honor a more heartfelt birthday.

Send this Small Town Birthday ecard - "Sweet Chicken"

In this birthday eCard, in a small town, a very special birthday is coming.

This funny digital Birthday stars "Good Cop Bad Cop"

In this birthday eCard, Bad cop abuses the birthday suspect and Good cop protects him and gets him a cake.

Send funny birthday wishes with the "General Store"

In this birthday ecard, Bert takes a trip to see Mr. Klamen at the General Store in order to pick up a special brithday gift.

Our animated Birthday wishes card stars "Master Liu"

The great Asian Master Liu gives his pithy thoughts on a birthday

This funny birthday ecard features "Origins"

Dr. Phonohar is interviewed about the origins of the Hawaiian language, especially regarding the phrase "happy birthday."

Check out this funny virtual ecard starring "Sinclair, The Hipster"

Sinclair, a Hipster sitting in a coffee shop, gives a tortuous, ironic Birthday wish to her good friend.

This Sweet online ecard is a Rube Goldberg Machine homage.

In our third Rube Goldberg homage birthday machine, a complicated series of events end up in a candle blowing out.

Send this dog birthday ecard starring "Rufus the Dog"

Rufus, the grissled backyard veteran dog, weaves a remarkable story of war and friendship in which nothing really seems to be real.

At the Taco Truck birthday magic happens in this animated personalized birthday ecard

Armando, the magic Taco Truck man, serves up a spiritual meal for a brithday to a special person.

Whoa! You are 70?

Good news is that you are 70 and you, as if you are on Seinfeld, have learned nothing. The idiots at Rubber Chicken Cards love you for it. We insist on learning nothing and are proud of it.

How is that Body

Some folks say that the body starts to sag and bag. But we have found, with careful scientific study, that senders of Rubber Chicken Cards actually firm up over time. 70 year old Rubber Chicken Card users are some of the healthiest people in the World.

Increased Sense of Love and Joy

Some people think that using these cards is like a face lift. Yes. It is. The Chief Chicken of RCC looks like he is thirty, and he is not.

Thanks for sending Rubber Chicken Cards. You make the world better.