I didnt forget your birthday - Aunt Gloria
congratulations on another year - Louise the Angel
forget the past and present - Master Liu
age is relevant only when ... - The Muse
the gift i didnt give you - Puss
in dog years - Stinky Dog
just like a banana - Tone
Father time did a number on your face - Twinky
you dont look a day over 20 - long-in-the-tooth-fairy
its not daily stress and time - Sarah
I love Birthdays - Aunt Gloria
Have sex on your birthday - Stinky Dog
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